SANTA’S BOZO OF THE YEAR FOR 2016!

Dec. 15, 2016  By Jack Jodell, American Dissident      

Only a week and a half until Christmas, my friends, and that means the time santahas come to announce this year’s pick for Santa’s Bozo of the Year Award. Long time readers of this blog will recall that, each December, the very hard working Santa gives one person or bozogroup the designation of being that year’s “Bozo of the Year”, basing his choice on the one person or group who gained notoriety from either their clownish foolishness, their outlandishness, or their outright stupidity. Each has fittingly been singled out as having been the biggest clowns of the entire year. Past recipients have included:

2015 – the bombastic bigmouth Republican presidential candidate DONALD TRUMP
2014 – (tie) Robert James O’Neill, the self-proclaimed killer of Osama bin
Laden, and President Barack Obama
2013 – the 113th Congress
2012 – Ex-Hostess Brands CEO Gregory J. Rayburn and his Executive Board  2011 – the entire Republican Congressional caucus
2010 – the preposterous Phillips’ “Colon Lady”
2009 –  Richard Heinke, the buffoon who faked sending his young son up in a
hot air balloon by himself just for publicity
2008 – disgraced former Democratic IL Governor Rod Blagojevich  

So who will get this year’s award? Let’s see who Santa was considering…

DISHONORABLE MENTION goes to that wimpy coward Brock Turner. who actually raped a woman behind a dumpster while she was lying there unconscious. Thankfully, this moron was caught, convicted, and sentenced to time in jail. Santa’s gift to him will be eternal, Viagra-proof  impotence.  

DISHONORABLE MENTION also goes to Olympic gold medalist swimmer Ryan Lochte, for the disgraceful way he drunkenly trashed a gas station after drinking with friends at a bar and then blamed the incident on a made-up robbery attempt while in Rio during the Olympic games. He then quickly fled the country to avoid arrest and prosecution. Santa’s gift to him will be to turn all of his Olympic medals into dust.

THIRD PLACE goes to Heather Boesch, daughter of West Virginia Democratic Senator Joe Manchin, who, as CEO of the huge pharmaceutical company Mylan, Inc., and with a personal income of nearly $19 MILLION annually, felt it necessary for the firm to raise the retail price of its widely-used Epi-Pens an incredible 400%! After a deserved public outcry, this greedy old sow “benevolently” issued a generic version of the drug – but it still carries a whopping $300 price tag! For her generosity, Santa’s gift to Ms. Boesch will be an office and an automobile filled to the brim with coal, until the day she finally relents and resets the price to a much more affordable level!

SECOND PLACE this year goes to John Stumpf, the disgraced former CEO of banking giant Wells Fargo. Prior to his resignation, this bozo oversaw the pressuring of thousands of his underlings to open phony or unneeded accounts under his customers’ names! First, this scoundrel laid off thousands of those beneath him who were only following his orders, and then he finally resigned, but with a huge golden parachute  instead of the jail time he so richly deserves!  Santa’s gift to hom will be to mull over his mistake, in scorn,  for the rest of his life.  

So  now we come to the great announcement of who will be the recipient of this year’s award. Can YOU guess who it might be? Scroll down below to find out…         

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Santa was very troubled at the tone of this year’s election campaign. Like most of us, he was aghast at the final outcome. The fact that this country would allow a sociopathic climate change denier to swoop his way into the presidency, and one who told innumerable lies to get there, was more than Santa could bear. For, my friends, Arctic temperatures are well over 30 degrees Fahrenheit higher than what is considered normal or even average this time of year. From his workshop, Santa can even see pools of liquid water off in the distance! So Santa, for the unprecedented second comsecutive year in a row, is naming president-elect DONALD TRUMP to be his Bozo of the Year for 2016. Furthermore, since Trump has lied so regularly and told such outrageous whoppers, Santa is going to rename his annual Yuletide award to be the “Donald of the Year  Award” starting in 2017! And Santa’s gift to the Bozo of the Year for 2016? He will take a big load of that melted Arctic ice and will install it in the Trump Tower’s shower system. Since the disgraceful president-elect is choosing to reside there at taxpayer expense rather than at the White House, each time Trump turns on his personal shower, the hot water will automatically be diverted and he will be subjected to a stream of freezingly cold water to remind him of just how foolish and wrong his anti-climate change stance is! Plus, in defiance of Trump, Santa will burn a U.S. flag before leaving the North Pole this year to distribute all his gifts. Somebody MUST teach this impudent president-elect to not spout off unconstitutional actions as supposed “remedies” for constitutonal dissent, so it may as well begin with Santa!  

Merry Christmas to all, and hope for a more restrained four upcoming years!

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About jackjodell53

I am an American Dissident trapped in a country where poor and middle class people are constantly being exploited and lied to by a very rigid and conservative plutocratic elite. I believe in government OF, FOR, and BY the people, not one controlled as it now is by corporations and special interests.
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2 Responses to SANTA’S BOZO OF THE YEAR FOR 2016!

  1. jerrycritter says:

    Calling him a bozo is about the best that can be said…and it is a great insult to all the other bozos in the world.

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