IN A LANGUAGE NEARLY ALL CAN UNDERSTAND!

By Jack Jodell, May 17, 2012

Politics, especially here in America, can be a very confusing thing, especially for the dull-witted or poorly informed. For all poluticians lie; only some lie more often and far better than others. Political parties and special interest groups lie as well, each trying to trick unsuspecting potential voters into voting for their  preferred slate of candidates. But some parties and groups, notably the modern far-right Republican Party and its extremely wealthy backers, lie so blatantly and to such an extent it defies reality. For this reason, I have decided with this post to set the story straight in a language that nearly all can understand. To do this, I will employ certain universally-known comic characters from our childhood days. Any similarity between these characters, be it real or imagined, is purely coincidental.

Once upon a time, (and that time is now), there lived a fabulously wealthy man named Mitt Romney (aka Richie Rich). Mr. Romney, having been raised in wealth – his father was the former president and CEO of American Motors and ex-governor of Michigan George Romney (aka Daddy Warbucks) – never was fully able to understand the fact that there were other, less fortunate people in the world, far below him on the income scale. In fact, he quickly dismissed these folks as being mere servants, hired hands, or recipients of a social safety met he had no real time for. Mitt followed his daddy’s advice and became rich also, first by attending all the best schools and then by becoming appointed CEO of a predatory capitalist firm called Bain Capital. While at Bain, Richie Rich grew even richer by stuffing millions of dollars in his pocket while simultaneously bankrupting a number of American companies, shipping their work force’s jobs over to China, and pushing those laborers onto unemployment. Isn’t capitalism (particularly as practiced by Romney) great, and don’t you love how neatly it works? The rich get richer, and workers go straight to hell. Let me not fail to mention that young Richie Rich also followed Daddy Warbucks’ advice by joining the Republican Party, and then serving one term as the governor of Massachusetts, following his daddy’s example all the way. This experience led Mitt to believe he was capable of, and deserving of, even higher office – that of President of the United States.

A lot of other rich people, namely the “Little Lottas” David and Charles Koch, took over the Republican Party along the way. They believed it was their right to contribute millions and millions of dollars to political candidates who hated the federal government’s regulatory role in business, banking, and energy just as they did. To this end, they loosely joined forces with Tom Donohue’s virulently anti-labor Chamber of Commerce, as well as with  the government-hating fat-cat trust- funder Grover Norquist, another rich son of a wealthy former Polaroid vice president, whose aim is to starve the federal government, through spending cutbacks and refusals to raise taxes for any reason, to the point where it can be shrunk down and drowned in a bathtub. That’s right, folks: gone would be Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, Planned Parenthood, various other social welfare programs, and even public education. All just so wealthy business owners like the Koch Brothers, huge multinational corporations like BP and ExxonMobil, and huge multibranch banks like Bank of America and JP MorganChase could run roughshod over all the world, completely unhampered by any federal regulation whatsoever. It would mean unrestricted “free market” capitalism, and it would spell economic doom to America’s poor and working/middle classes. 

You can always tell a Republican by the misleading lies they tell. Wisconsin’s soon-to-be-recalled (I sure hope!) governor Scott Walker (aka the slick deceiver  Eddie Haskell)  is a perfect example of this. Walker  campaigned, and narrowly won on, a pledge to make the state more business-friendly to create a record number of new jobs. What he sneakily failed to tell the voters was that he would be destroying government employees’ collective bargaining rights and giving massive tax breaks to corporations to do so. Oddly enough, all his underhanded tactics have achieved so far have been to seriously polarize the state while adding to the unemployment rolls and creating a DECLINE in Wisconsin’s job rates! THAT, ladies and gentlemen, and boys and girls, is why you should NEVER trust any Republican who talks about “pro growth” or “right to work” or “free market” economic policies. For these are code words which really mean sending your job overseas, destroying your right to collectively bargain for a fair wage, or giving corporations the right to do whatever they please at your expense! A final note on Walker: he has amassed a record-breaking, whopping $25.3 MILLION in his bid to avoid being recalled, the vast majority of which has come from right-wingers FAR OUTSIDE OF WISCONSIN, like the nototious “Little Lotta” Koch Brothers and others! Does this sound like a man who firmly has his state’s or workers in general’s best interests in mind? Hardly.

Yet another seriously misguided servant of the rich who is seeking to establish these renegade far-right Republicans as the nation’s majority party is the nerdy, fat-faced Karl Rove (aka Porky Pig). He has created a huge, secretive political action committee called American Crossroads for millionaires and billioinaires to donate into privately. The funds they donate by the millions will be used to create and air slanted, lying TV and radio ads designed to turn independent voters against both the President and progressive, liberal, Democratic candidates in general. For this reason, it is best for you to IGNORE ALL POLITICAL ADS FROM NOW UNTIL ELECTION DAY COMPLETELY. Watching or listening to them will guarantee you will be assaulted with misleading half-truths and distortions which will trick you into voting against what is fair and truthful, namely for that which is against your own self-interest. That’s right, my friends: listening to and watching these far-right ads will cause you to vote for the wishes of the ultra rich 1% top of the income scale rather than for the vastly more beneficial-to-you progressive slate of fair-minded, sensible candidates!

When in doubt this election year, check things out with reliable sources rather than believing some bigoted, doctored, or downright false email some lying idiots have created and sent to your friends which they have mindlessly forwarded to you! Check out sources like Fact Check.org (http://www.factcheck.org/). You can also try Snopes.com (http://www.snopes.com/) . There are many others you can, should, and MUST try to determine whether or not a political claim is true or false. BE SMART THIS YEAR: YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF!

About jackjodell53

I am an American Dissident trapped in a country where poor and middle class people are constantly being exploited and lied to by a very rigid and conservative plutocratic elite. I believe in government OF, FOR, and BY the people, not one controlled as it now is by corporations and special interests.
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22 Responses to IN A LANGUAGE NEARLY ALL CAN UNDERSTAND!

  1. JollyRoger says:

    I have a great fondness for some of those fictional characters. Couldn’t you have found more vile caricatures? 🙂

    • jackjodell53 says:

      Jolly Roger,
      LOL! I was doing my best to come up with a fat chipmunk to symbolize Grover Norquist and two fat guys to serve as models for the Koch Brothers, but I could only come up with what I had. Sigh! 🙂

  2. Darlene says:

    Karl Rove does look like a fat pig, but not Porky. Porky was sweet and loveable, and Karl is not.

    How about Cruella De Vries?

    • jackjodell53 says:

      Darlene,
      I agree that Porky is a bit too friendly to substitute for Rove, but I am not familiar with the character you have listed. Is that actually her name? I can’t find her on the internet.

  3. Hello Jack,
    Love the cartoon references but more especially the Eddie Haskell comparison. How do people justify supporting and voting for this aspect thinking they are going to be better off?

    Low Information Voter, “Mindless Republican Enabler” “Elois!!”

    • jackjodell53 says:

      Hello, Engineer of Knowledge,
      It is indeed a real mystery, but your last statement says it all. That’s why we must fight relentlessly dor trurh and accuracy.

  4. Darlene says:

    She was the evil gal in 10001 Dalmatians. I may have her last name wrong – it’s been many moons since that movie came out and my memory has gone fishing.

  5. Darlene says:

    Oops. I just looked it up and it’s 101 Dalmatians and the evil gal was Cruella De Vil and her sidekicks were Horace and Jasper

  6. Krell says:

    Brilliant Jack! Oh.. and also… Karl Rove says..”Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!”

  7. Very good stuff Jack! Makes you laugh, makes you stop to think. Kudo’s dood.

  8. Well said. Romney has lined himself to be all the things wrong with them and their agenda, on steroids. After what Bush and Cheney were like, after it became so brutally clear what they did to the country, Romney shouldn’t have a hope in hell of getting elected. Unfortunately, money talks.

    Which brings me to the Koch brothers’ Wisconsin minion-in-charge. Just think how many teachers could be hired back, how many workers could be retrained and how many college students could be given a student loan for nominal interest with the $25 million the forces of greed and power lust have pumped into the state.

    Heaven help us all if the voting public doesn’t know enough and hasn’t had enough by now to reject the Republicans/tea partyers in a big way.

    • jackjodell53 says:

      I agree 100%, S. W. These libertarians/reactionary Republicans/Tea Party buffoons are the worst political influences this nation has ever seen, and I can’t wait for them to become a mere pimple on the ass of history, as they most certainly will!

  9. Lisa G. says:

    Jack,
    Those characters are trademarked and you need to identify each one and add an TM symbol to them. I don’t want you to be in trouble for unlawful use of a trademark.

    I agree with you and the commenters, 100%

    • jackjodell53 says:

      Thanks, Lisa G. Your point is noted, and I may soon simply eliminate this post altogether.

      • Mike says:

        Why? I thought you wanted to fight the powers that be? Do you think poor people own those “rights”?

  10. Hello Jack and All,
    I thought I would pass on this bit of information to show how ignorant and mislead the Conservative publics is. Well here is some food for thought and I suggest the Ultra Conservative Wing Nuts apply some “Critical Thinking” here.

    Mr. Joey Ricketts who touts as a prized possessions of owning the Chicago Cubs, has been building a political operation seeking to curb government spending that could reach a crescendo in August with an unexpected, multimillion dollar attack on President Obama.

    The over wealthy 1% Joey Ricketts expects to spend $10 Million on the anti-President Obama advertising, but in the same breath and voice is looking for political and financial “Corporate Welfare” support of tax payer’s money to make renovations to the 98 year old Chicago Cubs’ Wrigley Field baseball stadium.

    Yes, it appears that Little Joey Ricketts has $10 million for attack ads against the President but has no money to renovate his own Chicago Cubs’ baseball stadium and thinks it should be paid for by the Working Middle Class Tax Payers’ “Corporate Welfare”……Isn’t American Capitalism GREAT for Little Joey Ricketts?!?!?

    • jackjodell53 says:

      Hello Engineer of Knowledge,
      It looks like Ricketts has been awash in very negative publicity for his latest attempt to demean Obama, so I’m hoping he will bungle this next effort as well. The balls on this guy and others like him – to expect and demand corporate welfare for his own business endeavors, and to classify and oppose needed government spending as wasteful spending on programs which benefit the poor, elderly, and middle class. How arrogant and hypocritical can one get?

  11. Mike says:

    The good news for Americans is that if you continue to let rich people keep most of the population poor and ignorant, in terms of development, your country will eventually fall far behind countries that focus on education and social equability. Once that happens, the rest of the world might return all those “war for democracy” favours you have so graciously done for them.

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